‘W****R !’ BIRTHDAY CARD
£4.95
£ GBP
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A perfect birthday card for the complete w****r in your life . . .
A brief history lesson in the ‘Bizarre But True’ history behind breakfast cereals & an invitation to *ahem* ‘party’ the day away!
Inside reads: ‘in 1894 John Harvey Kellogg invented cereal as a cure for masturbation… this birthday, celebrate like he’s not watching !’
• 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colours
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
This Birthday Card is crafted just for you the moment you order— so whilst it might take a little bit longer to arrive, it’s well worth the wait. Ordering from us means you’re cutting down on waste & overproduction as well as getting something totally bespoke!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), we ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Get It Anywhere: Worldwide Shipping
Ships: Usually Within 3-7 Working Days
Better For The Planet: Made To Order
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