‘TOUCH MY FERTILITY STATUE’ TEE
£26.50
£ GBP
BUY WITH CONFIDENCE
Legends say that African tribal fertility statues really do work. We’ve even tested this with one from the Congo in our own Sideshow collection, currently having made SIX women pregnant within weeks of rubbing it (ahem). Regardless, buy this premium tee for yourself and wait to get touched up. (No refunds…!)
• 100% cotton
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom he
This t-shirt is crafted just for you the moment you order— so whilst it might take a little bit longer to arrive, it’s well worth the wait. Ordering from us means you’re cutting down on waste & overproduction as well as getting something totally bespoke!
Disclaimers:
– Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Traceability:
– Knitting – Honduras, the Dominican Republic
– Dyeing – Honduras, the Dominican Republic
– Manufacturing
– Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
Contains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), we ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Get It Anywhere: Worldwide Shipping
Ships: Usually Within 3-7 Working Days
Better For The Planet: Made To Order
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