‘LOVE BANANA’ TEE

Size matters. Statistically speaking.

Bizarre But True! According to research published in the British Journal of Urology, the average male ‘member’ clocks in at a measly 5.16 inches. Meanwhile, your standard banana casually packs 7 to 8. No commentary. Just numbers.

This tee leans into that quietly devastating comparison with a bold, fruity design – one banana, doing what it does best: rising the the occasion.

Available in black or white, and perfect for those who appreciate their humour with a subtle edge and facts that are hard to ignore.

• Cotton
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This t-shirt is crafted just for you the moment you order— so whilst it might take a little bit longer to arrive, it’s well worth the wait. Ordering from us means you’re cutting down on waste & overproduction as well as getting something totally bespoke!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!