‘LOVE BANANA’ WOMEN’S CANVAS SHOES

£52.95

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Size counts. Or so the story goes…

Bizarre But True! Findings from The British Journal of Urology place the average male ‘member’ at around 5.16 inches. Meanwhile, the everyday banana is sitting comfortably at 7 to 8. Sorry guys…

These canvas shoes gently ‘poke’ at the comparison. Wrapped in a bold banana print that doesn’t try to be subtle.

Confident. Unapologetic. Slightly provocative, they’re made for women who like their style with a bite… and their humour just subtle enough to land.

Please Note: Our sizing is in U.S. shoe sizes. Please check for the correct size using our size chart and size conversion picture.

• 100% polyester, canvas upper side
• EVA rubber outsole
• Breathable lining & soft insole
• Faux leather toe cap
• Padded collar, lace-up front
• Soles & laces in matching colours

These shoes are crafted just for you the moment you order— so whilst it might take a little bit longer to arrive, it’s well worth the wait. Ordering from us means you’re cutting down on waste & overproduction as well as getting something totally bespoke!

(Our ‘Love Banana’ shoes are, of course, also available in Men’s Sizes.)

Important: This product is available in the following countries: United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, New Zealand, Japan, Austria, Andorra, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican city), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Liechtenstein, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Switzerland, Spain, Sweden, and Turkey. If your shipping address is outside these countries, please choose a different product.

Disclaimer: The shoes will have a glue-like smell when opening the box. The smell will disappear a few days after the shoes are unpacked.

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, mercury, flammability, formaldehyde, azo dyes and BPS level requirements.

  • Get It Anywhere: Worldwide Shipping

  • Ships: Usually Within 3-7 Working Days

  •  Better For The Planet: Made To Order

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