‘LOVE BANANA’ MEN’S CANVAS SHOES
£52.95
£ GBP
BUY WITH CONFIDENCE
Size matters. Or so we’re told…
Bizarre But True! Research from the British Journal Of Urology puts the average male ‘member’ at a disappointing 5.16 inches. Meanwhile, the humble banana inches in at a comfortable 7 to 8. No judgements. Just cold, inconvenient data.
These canvas shoes embrace those fruity, girthy winners. Covered in our unique bold banana print, they’re built for those who need to ‘rise’ to any occasion (ahem!)
Please Note: Our sizing is in U.S. shoe sizes. Please check for the correct size using our size chart and size conversion picture.
• 100% polyester, canvas upper side
• EVA rubber outsole
• Breathable lining & soft insole
• Faux leather toe cap
• Padded collar, lace-up front
• Soles & laces in matching colours
These shoes are crafted just for you the moment you order— so whilst it might take a little bit longer to arrive, it’s well worth the wait. Ordering from us means you’re cutting down on waste & overproduction as well as getting something totally bespoke.
(Our ‘Love Banana’ shoes are, of course, also available in Women’s Sizes.)
Important: This product is available in the following countries: United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, New Zealand, Japan, Austria, Andorra, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican city), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Liechtenstein, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Switzerland, Spain, Sweden, and Turkey. If your shipping address is outside these countries, please choose a different product.
Disclaimer: The shoes will have a glue-like smell when opening the box. The smell will disappear a few days after the shoes are unpacked.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, mercury, flammability, formaldehyde, azo dyes and BPS level requirements.
Get It Anywhere: Worldwide Shipping
Ships: Usually Within 3-7 Working Days
Better For The Planet: Made To Order
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